Resolutions Are For Quitters

The month of January is like one long Monday.  I'll start my diet on Monday.  I'll go back to the gym on Monday.  Starting Monday I'll cut back on the wine.  Who really sticks to it? Usually by Monday night I'm halfway into a quart of Baskin Robbin's mint chip.  Next Monday, I think.  So I've never really been into the whole resolutions thing, but this year I need to pull it TOGETHER.  I've got a wedding celebration to prepare for and my sister is threatening to "Pippa" me.  She's got a booty on her so it's entirely possible!

I've decided 2014 is the year for serious resolutions.  Achieve a healthier weight (get skinny), ultimate hotness (hotter than Kendall) and riches - we always need riches.  Easy right?

I'll start on Monday.