When I started college - like most basics out there - I thought I wanna join a sorority. And in all honestly, I’m like the perfect pledge. I love theme parties, dressing up, crafts, drinking… That’s it right? Oh wait, the f*cking MONEY. It’s not cheap! So I had to drop out before I was even finished rushing.

Don’t worry about me though, I had friends in sorority so I got to live vicariously through them. I made their paddles, gifts for their lil sises, you name it. And in return, I got to spend my own money on ice cream and Pillsbury Grands… you know for when my roommate and I were having a bad day.

So now, I’m forming my OWN sorority, a faux-rority if you will. I invite you to sign up with your email address to join an exclusive network where you’ll receive super cool invites + the occasional new recipe. We bond through sarcasm at Tau Gamma Kappa (aka TGK, aka The Girl Kyle), provide friendships that last an internet lifetime, and there might be personal growth and definitely an opportunity to buy some cool shit. Join me.