Things That Are Unsexy About A Man

I was listening to the morning show on one of the local radio stations and they have been polling women on their top four ‘Things That Are Unsexy About A Man’ .

They brought up a poll on their homepage with the running list of unsexy qualities.  I had to look.  I could easily agree with the majority of them, but I figured I’d compose my own top four:

1. He is insecure: I don’t want to have to hold your hand or constantly stroke your ego.  I want to compliment you when I think it’s the right time and place.
2. He is overly concerned about what he eats: be healthy, workout - fine. Don’t make me feel like a total fatty at dinner because we have to discuss everything you’re putting in your body on a daily basis!
3. He has bad etiquette: please be nice to the server and to my family and even to my drunk, obnoxious friend.  I am on my best behavior when it counts and you should be too.  Oh and don’t hold your fork and knife like a caveman.
4. Bathroom (Humor): CANNOT STAND IT. NONONONO! Don’t fart in front of me. Don’t make watch Beavis and Butthead or whatever is “funny” these days.

What about you? What are your top four?