Great News!

My esthetician just text me and told me she’s pregnant! Two months along!

You may be thinking, whatever, but Kim is to me like Ken Paves is to Jessica Simpson. We’ve been together since I was in high school (how many of you have that steady of a relationship with your beauty crew). I want to BE Kim when I grow up.

I hope she has a girl. Is that selfish? This is your warning, baby everything will be posted!