I really hate...

how your girl friends can hold so much power over you!  And it’s all because of the mind-fuck games we play with each other!

I know I’m in the wrong.  I know I shouldn’t ditch out on the Valentine’s plans that I put into all their heads to go down to Southern California and spend a brief 48hrs with my (non)boyfriend or whateverheis.  

BUT SO WHAT?!  You’ll have your boyfriends/husbands to keep you warm.  Fun will commence without me (shit talking too, I’m sure).  I’m sorry.  Where’s my get out of jail free card because you all know damn well that you’re guilty of more than one of these types of offenses?!

Okay?  Thanks.

*(If only it were that simple.)